Category: StuffWeLike Related

Burger King, haunting your dreams for the rest of your life.

Burger King, back when they released a series of Xbox(360) titles that outsold Gears of war, were holding contests to win a 360 gift pack. It seems they kept their word on the contest, leaving one 360 faithful(among a probably dozen or so) with a nice little package. One winner, named David(not Rodgriguez), obtained one of these prizes and was terrified by what he saw(at least I’d be). Sure, he got a brand new premium 360, 3 extra wireless controllers, 13 free months of XBL, a vision camera, a free faceplate, a wireless adapter for this 360, and a 50 dollar BK gift card, but he also got a horrifying item that would give even Chuck Norris AND Bruce Campbell nightmares.

He got this:
ZE GOGGLES! ZEY DO NOTHING!

Yes, a Burger KING mask. I’d probably burn the box right there and scrub off several layers of skin off in the shower.

BK is twisted

Xbox 360 Gets Friendlier

Instant Messanging capabilities have now been added to 360 consoles! Read the full press release in The Pipeline under News.

Here’s an excerpt:
Your Xbox LIVE friends list is about to get a whole lot bigger. Microsoft Corp. today announced the launch of Windows Live Messenger on Xbox 360, connecting friends across Xbox 360 consoles, Microsoft Windows-based PCs and Windows Mobile-powered devices. With this update to Xbox 360, friends and families can easily connect and chat directly from their television using Windows Live Messenger, a network of more than 20 billion relationships and more than 260 million active accounts.

The Magic Kid 1 & 2 (-)

Wow amazing fantastic. Remember in the 90s how every and any kid movie was somehow ninja related. Remember those movies where the adults can’t fight for beans and all the kids kick their asses? Well The Magic Kid series is no different, but the fact of the matter is that these two films are horrible. The first one is the kind of movie that leaves a stench in your mouth. While its sequel is just as bad, it’s the type of film that makes you chuckle at its crappy quality. For some reason Howie Mandel and William Daniels make an appearance in the sequel.

Both films have no idea who their target audience is. Within the first 15 minutes in the first film they are talking about sex. Considering that this movie is meant for young kids, do you really think that sex should be mentioned anywhere?

These two films are the types of film that you ask yourself: where’s the remote? But then you realize that you’re too lazy to find it so you keep on watching. After half an hour passes by you either fall asleep or start throwing something at the screen to try and break it – as if you are destroying the film. Sadly all that you’re doing is destroying a perfectly fine TV that will cost you thousands of dollars to repair.

Eat it.