WordPress Ain’t for Dummies

WordPress is meant to be a simple blogging program for those who are lazy in building their own website from scratch. Well I’m one of those lazy people. The thing is that I’m a dummy and WordPress hates dummies. I’ve been trying to upgrade this site to the latest WordPress version AND I’ve been running into several errors.

Well I give up! I’m going to go cut my self in an Emo fashion now.

Emo David

[Update]
After cutting my wrists and almost bleeding to death, I present a new design. What do you think?

How I lost a friend to World of WarCraft

World of WarCraft amongst other drugs

Today we bring you something out of the ordinary: a gut-wrenching story of how an ordinary, internet-feeding teenager lost his life’s control as he descended into the new evil that is plaguing our society – World of WarCraft.

Upon his request, we have kept the identity of the individual hidden; however his World of WarCraft account is “Zorthar”, which he gladly shared with us. He is a victim of this hideous addiction known as World of WarCraft, something that many have cited to be more harmful than LSD, Heroin, Marijuana and Cocaine combined.

After spending five hours trying to convince him off that harmful game, I got him to answer my interview questions so that we can get a more in-depth view of how an addicted mind works. If you feel that your answers are similar to the ones Zorthar has given us, and you undertake harmful activities like played World of WarCraft, we strongly suggest you quit playing and consult a psychiatrist. We’re not going to pay you, though.

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