Sponsored Video: Burger King’s Subservient Chicken

Subservient Chicken 2014

In 2004 Burger King hired The Subservient Chicken to promote TenderCrisp and a way for people to get chicken the way they liked it. Literally, if they wanted a moonwalking chicken, they got it. If they wanted something a little bit more spicy like a booty shaking chicken, they got it too. It was all thanks to Subservient Chicken and his willingness to do anything that we asked. The Internet has completely changed since that time though and Subservient Chicken seemingly disappeared. Ten years later, Subservient Chicken is back like never before!

Yeah the last couple of years weren’t so nice to Subservient Chicken, but damn is he ripped! He got off his ass and stopped wasting time at children’s birthday parties and pointless underground cock fights. Now he is launching the brand new Chicken Big King Sandwich at Burger King his way. He is no longer taking orders from us and I say God bless him! Let him break the chains and be free.

All that I hope for is that ex-Subservient Chicken does not let this new found identity go to his head. Clearly from the video, it might be already happening. I do not want to find out in a couple years that he has gone down the path of the dark side and started abusing drugs and alcohol. I would be emotionally devastated. We do not need another chicken appearing in the tabloids. Lets pray that maybe one day he will be lucky enough to find a purpose that will lead him true happiness where ever it may be.

This post is sponsored by Burger King.

Sponsored Video: Burger King’s Subservient Chicken

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