Man loses Thumb, then Replaces it with Toe

Usually I’m not the one who calls things stupid, but this is just one of those stories that makes me wonder WTF?! I’m sure that adjusting to life without a thumb is tough, but why would you cut off your toe to replace it?

No gloves will ever fit your hand. Do you think your girlfriend will want to go out with a man who has a toe for a thumb? How do you pick your nose? When you reach up your toe will get in the way…

2008 has just begun and we already have a stupid real life story. Looks like it’s going to be a fantastic year.