Not really. Remember the good old days with games like Monster Truck Madness and Motocross Madness? Well, nowadays we get games such as Score International Baja 1000 The Official Game for the Nintendo Wii and Monster Jam: Urban Assault for the Nintendo DS. When I was handed these two games, I thought to myself, “Oh cool! Its been years since I last played a game like this!” These games took that excitement, and punched it in the throat.
Lets start with Baja 1000 for the Wii. This game was a little deceiving at first. The Activision Logo followed by the sleek menus were a fresh start, as soon as I moved my controller around, I noticed that the Wii-mote had no interactivity with it. You couldn’t point and click on the icons. Selection was all done with the analog stick or D-pad.
Oh well, lets see how it plays. Moments later, I was ready to turn it off… so I did. Here is why: THIS GAME BLOWS! Horrible graphics, horrible music, unless you love TOTALLY KILLER GUITAR RIFFS DUDE!!!!.. and horrible game play mechanics. There is no use of the Wii-mote, the game is extremely simple and short, and it plays like a shitty PS1 game. The experience all together made me mad at David for giving me such crap games.
Now, lets talk about Sex… oh man.. I wish we could… but no. Lets talk about Monster Jam: Urban Assault for the DS. SWEET DUDE! THIS GAME IS KILLER BRO!… (urp) …hm.. excuse me.. ok so, this game has a little bit more going for it than Baja 1000 did. MINI GAMES! But, these mini games are absolutely pointless and ridiculous. Monster Jam consists driving big trucks in the city. COOL! And a mini game that has you launching off of large Ski-Ball ramps. OOOOOH FUN! I played that mini game for about 5 minutes, and then I stopped. Actually, my DS died, but 5 minutes was all I need to play that mini game. With horrible 3-D environments that put the DS to shame, a horrible soundtrack, and controllers that basically consist of you holding A and pressing forward, this game can bite a big one. Oh, and not to mention that there is no use of the DS’s touch pad.
Score International Baja 1000 The Official Game on the Nintendo Wii Rating: F Monster Jam: Urban Assault on the Nintendo DS Rating: F+
Autobots battle Decepticons in an anime style world. Autobots are allied with humans and the police. Both robot parties are after the ALLSPARK. Some young girl holds the key, literally, to helping the Autobots succeed against all things evil.
Silly, uninteresting, and dull, this is a definite pass for any fans of the old-school cartoon or the Michael Bay film. While an overarching story exists throughout the entire season, it’s hard to believe kids would care at all about the issues facing the Autobots.
This is one animated series not worth the time or money. Wait for Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen coming this year. You’re time and money will be better spent. I know that’s my plan.
Transformers: Animated – Season Two gets a metal bending C. ‘Cause if you bend a metal pipe, that’s the shape it makes. Or a V, but that’s not a letter grade for something.
Back in late 2000/early 2001, Trey Parker and Matt Stone went to work crafting a sitcom based on president-elect George W. Bush. During the campaign they had two ideas based on the two candidates: Absolute Al, a sitcom about Al Gore in the White House, and That’s My Bush!
No matter your opinion on the election results, Bush was inaugurated in January of 2000, and production began on this short-lived live-action sitcom from South Park creators Trey Parker and Matt Stone.
Their mission was two-fold: to spoof the Bush administration and to spoof clichéd and overused sitcom conventions. The result was eight episodes of over-the-top political and comic insanity as only Parker and Stone could deliver.
But what happened to it? Only eight episodes? With so many political snafus over the past eight years, you’d think this series would be in its eighth season nearing its finale. Two theories have been bandied about as to why the show ended: ratings were too low to justify the huge price-per-episode, and September 11, 2001.
The series was cancelled. Oh, what those crazy South Park guys would have done with eight years of material from the Bush White House. One can only imagine.
Thanks to The Daily Show, The Colbert Report, Saturday Night Live, Family Guy, American Dad, The Simpsons, Lil’ Bush, and South Park, the jabs and political satire have been alive and well, and presented much cheaper than a multi-million dollar sitcom.
In honor of these final days of Bush, and before Obama takes the oath of office, I thought it only fitting to pay tribute to That’s My Bush! with a Countdown to Inauguration Day marathon.
Ready? Set? Sing-a-long with the wacky theme!
FYI: NOT THE ACTUAL OPENING CREDITS OF THE SHOW
He’s the president in residence,
He’s kind of in charge.
He’s got the whole country sayin’:
That’s My Bush!
Life is hard, that’s the price of fame,
When your president everyone knows your name.
Hey what’s that thing?
It’s My Bush!
I can’t believe he’s actually in the White House!
That’s our man!
That’s My Bush!
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Monday, January 12, 2009
Episode #001: An Aborted Dinner Date (pilot)
When George accidentally schedules a romantic evening for him and Laura on the same night as his abortion dinner at the White House, he must try and do both without the other party knowing. Shenanigans ensue!
Fun Fact: The puppet of Felix, the anti-abortion activists, was so slow on-set, they had to bump up the frame rate so he would look as if he were moving at normal speed.
The pilot portrays George as more devious than buffoonish, which works on one level, but not in making him a truly endearing main character. B.
*******
Tuesday, January 13, 2009
Episode #002: A Poorly Executed Plan
When George’s frat buddies come to stay at the White House, he tries to stage a “fake” execution to amaze them with his power as president, and show that he hasn’t gone soft.
Fun Fact: When George’s frat buddies arrive, they are dressed as gun-toting terrorists. This sequence is cut out of the TV version, but not on DVD.
A decent episode that explores avenues of black comedy. A-.
*******
Wednesday, January 14, 2009
Episode #003: Eenie Meenie Miney Murder
Thanks to an addiction to telephone psychics, George believes that someone in the White House is trying to kill him.
Fun Fact #1: The days the real bear was on-set, no women were allowed due to their menstrual cycles being an attractant.
Fun Fact #2: The man who portrays Charlton Heston (Bob Legionaire) was Heston’s stand-in in real life. He asked permission to do the role from Heston.
A very funny episode that shows how absurd and goofy the show could be. Some great bad jokes by the Heston character related to his famous movie roles. A.
*******
Thursday, January 15, 2009
Episode #004: S.D.I. – Aye-Aye!
George tries to steal cable with the help of his neighbor, Larry, and accidentally activates the anti-missile SDI system. Meanwhile, Princess wants to become smarter, so she begin to take “memory” enhancers.
Fun Fact: It wasn’t until this episode that Parker and Stone realized who the character of George should really be on the series.
Another fun episode of the series, the highlight being the Princess storyline. A.
*******
Friday, January 16, 2009
Episode #005: The First Lady’s Persqeeter
George decides to put Lauras’s 24-year-old cat to sleep because it’s old and smelly. When George overhears him talking about how disgusting the pussy is, she thinks he’s talking about her feminine hygiene. And a Three’s Company-style misunderstanding is born.
Fun Fact: This is Trey Parker and Matt Stone’s favorite episode of the series.
And mine, too. It’s the episode where the series finally caught its stride and became both a political and sitcom satire. Classic stuff. A+. The last five minutes of the episode are hilarious!
*******
Saturday, January 17, 2009
Episode #006: Mom “E” D.E.A. Arrest
George’s mother, Barbara, visits as the one-millionth drug dealer is arrested. While Barbara makes Laura’s life hell, George accidentally takes Ecstasy instead of Aspirin! It’s gonna be a wild time in the White House for sure!
Fun Fact: Timothy Bottoms (Bush) had no idea how a person on Ecstasy acts. Parker and Stone had to clue him in on what happens (not sure if they meant from personal experience or what).
Another solid episode, and you get to hear Barbara Bush say “man jam” to Laura. Good stuff. A.
*******
Sunday, January 18, 2009
Episode #007: Trapped in a Small Environment
After Laura sets Karl up on a blind date, she discovers he’s actually married! Meanwhile environmentalists protest outside the White House as George considers drilling for oil in Alaska.
Fun Fact: Kurt Fuller who plays Karl Rove was the final person cast for the series.
Another spin on a classic sitcom premise, but it’s clear even as a spoof this concept is worn-out. B.
*******
Monday, January 19, 2008
Episode #008: Fare Thee Welfare
George gets laid-off, Cheney takes over. With no money, George becomes a masked wrestler and wins the hearts of the American people all over again.
Fun Fact #1: At this point, the concept of another season was still on the fence. If That’s My Bush! had done better in the ratings than South Park, Comedy Central may have kept it on the air. At the same time, a new season would have premiered post-9/11, and both Parker and Stone felt the series would not have been as successful right after the events of that day.
Fun Fact #2: The opening credits, shows’ title, and theme were re-written for this ep. The revised lyrics for That’s My Dick!:
He’s the president in residence,
He’s kind of in charge.
He’s got the whole country sayin’:
That’s My Dick!
Life is hard, that’s the price of fame,
When your president everyone knows your name.
Hey what’s that thing?
It’s My Dick!
I can’t believe he’s actually in the White House!
That’s our man!
That’s My Dick!
Funny in concept and execution, while throwing George into a number of spoofed sitcom formats. And the actor who plays Dick Cheney is a hoot! A.
Here’s the music over the closing credits!
*******
Tuesday, January 20, 2009
You’ve finished the series, not go and celebrate the inauguration of our 44th president, Barack Obama!
That’s My Bush! – The Definitive Collection
Paramount Pictures/Comedy Central/Important Television
Starring Timothy Bottoms, Carrie Quinn Dolin, Kurt Fuller, Marcia Wallace, Kristen Miller, and John D’Aquino
Created by Trey Parker and Matt Stone
Directed by Jeff Melman
Rated TV-MA for explicit content, adult language and situations Running Time = 176 minutes (eight episodes on two DVDs)
The future of the web video is a on demand network that you can watch anywhere at anytime. Well at least that is what I’ve heard it to be. The Roku Digital Video Player expands that anywhere to one more location, the living room television. Right now that video is limited to Netflix and soon to include Amazon’s Video On Demand service, with the possibility of more video channels in in the future.
At its core the Roku Digital Video Player is only a streaming video server. It does not feature a harddrive. So you can never retain a digital copy of the video.
Streaming up to 720p HD video with Netflix only takes a minute at most. You’ll need to buy an HDMI cable and update the box to software version 1.5. The video playback runs smooth and looks great. In the standard definition modes of both 16:9 and 4:3 aspect ratios, the video quality is fuzzy and soft. It looked much worse than DVD resolution. If you enjoy watching your cable provider’s On Demand videos then maybe you might be fine watching Netflix in standard definition.
Another issue with the way Netflix works on this set top box is that it requires users to still interact with their computer. Users have to add movies or TV shows to their Netflix queue via a computer and then that information is instantaneously received by the Roku Digital Video Player. This two step process defeats the purpose of having a separate box in the first place. It would be much better to be able to search for content directly from the box without having to access a computer.
The nice thing about the box, from a design standpoint, is that it is pretty tiny. It’s much smaller than the standard cable DVR box. It features built-in WiFi and also includes an ethernet port. The remote itself is easy to use as it only has 9 buttons total. The worst part about the remote is taking off the backside for the batteries. The backside literally engulfs the remote and becomes a hassle to take off.
It is peculiar as to why Roku did not try to offer more with this device. Their SoundBridge devices are great music players that allow you to stream music from a computer to a sound system. Why not merge this capability with the Digital Video Player, especially when its competitors like the Apple TV offer music playback in addition to video?
$99 for the Roku Digital Video Player is a pretty nice deal. However, for right now, don’t buy it unless you do have a Netflix account. If you do have a Netflix account, be sure that you don’t already own a device that can also be used to stream Netflix video like an Xbox 360. Other than that the Roku Digital Video Player is a solid product.
