I’ve seen a lot of crappy TV and movies over the years, but few have been as lame and mind-numbingly bad as The Naked Brothers Band. Wow! I cannot believe this show is scripted. It boggles the mind.
Nickelodeon apparently is out to capitalize on the Jonas Brothers craze over at Disney, and The Naked Brothers Band is their answer. Too bad.
Now, I like Drake & Josh and can tolerate iCarly. But I am here today to say that if I had to choose between The Naked Brothers Band and Yo Gabba Gabba, I’m choosing the Gabba gang.
The Naked Brothers Band is a violation of the Geneva Convention’s standards for torture. Why this is a popular show boggles the mind. As a fan of Saved by the Bell and other teen-themed shows, I have seen what works and what can be popular with kids (I used to be one). And even though I have no kids of my own, I can honestly say that this show sucks.
Maybe it’s the style it’s shot in. It looks like someone took a handheld digital camera and started shooting young kids engaged in silly antics. But the acting is atrocious, and it’s time for Nickelodeon to hire acting coaches for the stars of this series because soon their looks will go away when puberty rears its head.
So, this particular set of eps is titled “Naked Idol.” Can you guess what happens? And there is a moral to the story, but I don’t want to give it away. No, you’ll have to watch just like the rest of us.
The Naked Brothers Band needs a serious overhaul. It’s not just bad, it’s lazy. And lazy TV does not equal good TV. Whether it’s for kids, teens, or adults. And don’t even get me started about the creepy kid in the suit, glasses, and spiked hair!
The Naked Brothers Band earns an F. Let the comments of hate and derision begin!