Forget the PSP, I want a PMP!

The PMP

Yes. First off, I’m talking about PMP, not a PIMP. But pimp jokes are going to be rather common now, with this sweet little device in action. It may not look like much, but this PSP-killer is packed with more stuff than your grandma’s attic.

The manufacturer of this beauty, the Portable Media Player is “3rd party”, but I and Engadget are pretty sure it was made in China. I mean, we just need a Chinglish instruction manual to prove it. But regardless of electronic ethnicity, the PMP is able to:

  • Emulate NES, SNES, Sega MD and SMC.
  • Play AVI, MPEG-4, DivX, XviD, MP3, WMA, and FLAC files (with an “Equlizer”, OMG.)
  • View JPG, GIF, BMP images.
  • Capture videos with a 1.3 megapixel MPEG-4 video camera.
  • Record sound (MP3).
  • Read E-Books.
  • Support 4-goddamned-gigabytes via SD card.
  • Smash Sony’s teeth and swallow it whole.

Yeah, that above list contains more things than your godforsaken computer can. The PSP costs $200 and can’t emulate the SNES. The sweet, sweet PMP can, at a mere $109.68 (or 850.00 in Hong Kong currency). I freaking want this.

[Engadget via Gizmodo. Buy it here.]

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