The End is Near!… and Longer!

Lost gets Longer!

Lost fans rejoice! The Hollywood Reporter has…. reported that producers Damon Lindelof and Carlton Cuse were editing the finale of Lost, titled “The End,” when they realized they needed more time.

Their prayers were answered! ABC granted them an additional half hour, making the Lost finally a two and a half our show. With this extension, they got back to editing, and on Monday night, they Tweeted, “We’re done. Amen.”

While it may be devastating for some of us to see Lost go, we can basque in the glory of Lost during the entire FIVE AND A HALF HOUR EVENT. On Sunday, May 23rd, starting at 7:00pm, we can watch a two hour recap/retrospective of the entire series of Lost. Then, the finale will air at 9:00pm. At 11:30pm, we all have to wait, patiently, while the local news airs…. ugh… THEN at 12:05, we can watch Jimmy Kimel Live: Aloha to Lost.

This is going to be one hell of an event! Grab your Dharma ranch and beer….. ugh never mind… gross… AND GET READY to bit farewell to the BEST show of all TIME! LOST!

Half-life 2: Episode 3 Watch

This is a political cartoon. The CPs are Valve, and we're the ones getting the shit kicked out of us.

Many of the Half-Life acolytes  have been driven underground in the past year or two, and the  lack of information regarding the game is almost completely to blame.  Insult was added to injury when Left 4 Dead 2 was released in November 2009, a day short of a year after the original L4D.

A quick Google search painted a pretty depressing picture about the unreleased game.  A 2008 Ars Technica post regretfully revealed that there would be no HL2ep3 in 2010.  A little higher up the page is an early 2010 GameInformer/Joystiq rumormill report that there would be no HL2ep3 in 2010.  The top post?  Halflife2.net speculative fanboy wanking.

What we do know for sure: It will be released eventually, and  there might be a Half Life 3.

Eh, you guys do what you gotta do.  I’ll stick around and keep watch.