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The Magic Kid 1 & 2 (-)

Wow amazing fantastic. Remember in the 90s how every and any kid movie was somehow ninja related. Remember those movies where the adults can’t fight for beans and all the kids kick their asses? Well The Magic Kid series is no different, but the fact of the matter is that these two films are horrible. The first one is the kind of movie that leaves a stench in your mouth. While its sequel is just as bad, it’s the type of film that makes you chuckle at its crappy quality. For some reason Howie Mandel and William Daniels make an appearance in the sequel.

Both films have no idea who their target audience is. Within the first 15 minutes in the first film they are talking about sex. Considering that this movie is meant for young kids, do you really think that sex should be mentioned anywhere?

These two films are the types of film that you ask yourself: where’s the remote? But then you realize that you’re too lazy to find it so you keep on watching. After half an hour passes by you either fall asleep or start throwing something at the screen to try and break it – as if you are destroying the film. Sadly all that you’re doing is destroying a perfectly fine TV that will cost you thousands of dollars to repair.

Eat it.

South Park > You

After watching last night’s episode of South Park, I have decided that South Park is one of the best shows on TV. Whether you agree or disagree does not matter. Anyone who has been watching the show this season or even the past two for that matter should be able to tell you that the show is amazing. If anyone has watched was of the much earlier episodes and thought that the show was not good, I beg you to try watching an episode from this season. If for some reason you do not like it, you can sell me out right here. I dare you.

South Park has new episodes every Wednesday on Comedy Central at 10:00 and 12:00.

Slither (+)

I don’t feel like making a video review nor writing an entire review so here it goes:

See this movie if you like monster movies – gross movies – movies that are funny – movies that remind you of other movies – movies that make you say “Shit!”

If you like any of the above types of movies you will like Slither! It’s all of those and more. Old school alien invasion movie with tons of awesome creatures and story twists.

LARPing AND God of War? Surely you jest.

I wish I were joking about it, but it’s true, as sad as it is. To promote Sony’s new game, God of War II, SCEA put together a little LARPing(Live Action Role Playing, think D&D minus the dice, plus the foam swords) event staring some of the stars of the God of Wars games, and just some that are fun. You get to pit 10 different characters against each other, ranging from mythological classics such as the Medusa, Colossus of Rhodes, and Zeus, to Sony originals such as Kratos, and Chubby Kratos.

The battles range from sad, to train crashes, to hilarious. Watch it, you might want to look away, but it’s like a Pringle. Once you pop, the fun don’t stop.

Quick! Cast +4 hilarity!

Completely Lost?

Does anyone else have the same love/hate relationship with the show Lost that I have? It seems that sometimes the show will be amazing, two weeks ago, and sometimes the show will suck, like last week. I love the show but it just seems that as it goes on it becomes more and more inconsistent as to when we will actually see an episode that adds to the story and is worth watching and when there will be an episode when nothing happens. I was just wondering if anyone else felt the same way.