Hitman IS going to be R-Rated

Hitman the Movie

The rumour mills worked overtime yesterday, to bring in some phoney news about the Hitman movie being watered down for a PG-13 release. Looks like it was all lies. We’ve got news (or rather, confirmation) that Hitman is heading straight for an R-rating and will not compromise on gore, violence and all that stuff.

Director Xavier Gens is still on the project and is apparently confused as to why the rumours wanted him out of the project. Thank the lord for this news. I was under the impression that just once they make a good video game-movie and blam, they censor it out. Let’s hope we’re getting all that blood and gore we wanted.

PRANKDAVID.COM! THE NEW SERIES!

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From legendary creators Erik Reese (Amorousness, Mr. Lifeless), Alex Blume (The Man who knows a Thousand Jokes), and David Rodriguez (Mr. Lifeless, NGH) comes one of the funniest new hit series, Prank David. Prank David is StuffWeLike’s new web series and it’s by far, the funniest yet. Not only do the creators enjoy filming it, but they also enjoy hurting, humiliating, and pranking the star and co-creator David Rodriguez.The show has no limits, no bounds, and no exceptions… just pure fun.

The first episode is a classical case of pie in the face, but… there is more! Episode two is another all time classic that will kill you with laughter! This new series is a must see!

“This is the next generation of webisode’s!”–Adrienne Karlin (Alltimepush Magazines)

“By God man! This is absolutely amazing!”–Orson Conway (Mr. Lifeless)

“If looks could really kill, then David’s shower scene should do it…”–Gordon Greenhut (Entertainmerightnowgoddammit Magazine)

“This is better than sex, drugs, and rock & roll combined…”– Franics S. Gorgorson (Brandedafool Pictures)

A day of woe: EA buys Bioware, Pandemic

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’tis truly a sad day in the gaming industry. Two of our most loved game developers, Bioware and Pandemic have been bought by the corporate giant that is EA. Well, I don’t need to list EA’s evils before you, but let’s just say that they are a large corporation, and Microsoft and Sony are also large corporations.

Bioware is one of the most popular and trusted game developers in the industry, standing by the likes of Valve, Epic, Bungie and so on. Their forté was RPGs and not just any RPGs, but really good ones. Neverwinter Nights, Knights of the Old Republic, Jade Empire, Baldur’s Gate series, and for God’s sake, Mass Effect, all of them are from Bioware. With EA’s acquisition, we may just be looking at a writhing death for any more awesome titles like these.

Also, Bioware is working on a top-secret MMORPG project for release somewhere in the future. EA is now going to get all the cash. EA’s CFO Warren Jensen stated bluntly: “”In fiscal 2009 and 2010, we expect the BioWare and Pandemic properties to deliver revenue in excess of $300 million annually.” That made me chuckle. Halo 3 brought in that much in a week. But it does make you wonder: Is the Bioware/EA acquisition headed for a model similar to the Bungie/Microsoft one?

Pandemic Studios is famous for its Mercenaries and Star Wars: Battlefront lines of games. They also created Destroy All Humans! and its sequel, two fun games that went unnoticed. Again, all their base now belongs to EA. They have no chance to survive, make their time.

The total deal has cost EA $860 million, which is more than a hole in the pocket. Regardless, it could be possible that EA is not only trying to diversify its portfolio, but gain a substantial lead over its competitors. Besides, Pandemic is known for its LucasArts games (Mercenaries, Battlefront) and one of Bioware’s finest is also an LA title (Knights of the Old Republic). Is EA trying to humiliate LA? Is LA going to strike back? Are both LA and EA fronts of an organization planning to take over the gaming industry? God, I hope so.

New Webseries – Coming Very Soon

I won’t give away all the details just yet but we have a new webseries that we began yesterday. This video comedy series is potentially the funniest sketches we’ve ever come up with! Yes I’m giving it that much hype…

The new series will be available very soon. By very soon I mean sometime before Saturday.