Wow just wow. After six years of waiting for the moment, Lana finally knows Clark’s “secret.” Of course she’s then forced to go through with her marriage with Lex Lurthor as Lex’s father Lionel threatens Lana that he will kill Clark if she does not marry Lex. Aparrently Lana is not carrying Lex’s child inside her, but rather a monster that Lurthorcorp somehow created.

Poor Lana. She always gets hurt in each episode, but damn did this episode truly suck for her.